fun fact: when u put sunglasses on top of a stapler, apparently it looks like some kind of hecking buck-toothed muppet. im heck
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach
IM LOGGIN OUT
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
ok but consider this
1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin
"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"
say something im giving up on school
when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click
places i feel connected to on a spiritual level
littlefluffyravens believe it or not he already is one lmao it’s not so bad as long as the hot young elvii are around
i’m going to an Elvis festival for the weekend cause my dads a freak I’ll see yall later
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language